actionpackedjackson:

nnugatoryextravagance:

blankfairy27:

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She is seething that he’s coming for her gig

high-theyre-frendo:

doityourselfbombs:

osha compliant blowjob

#it comes with a railingALT

macleod:

yeah, sure I’ll reblog that

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding

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you just hate my 2 exploding penises.

charlesoberonn:

fozby:

charlesoberonn:

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

what the shit does that mean

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finally-figured-it-out:

finally-figured-it-out:

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

shegoesbyjoy:

title card featuring the prompt "good cop/comrade cop"ALT
[zac] hey, got you a coca-cola and a bag of fritos (chuckles)ALT
we're just trying to have a conversationALT
about what happened todayALT
[brennan] you shouldn't tell us shitALT
we are not your fuckin' friends okay?ALT
get a lawyer in hereALT
you have got nothing to lose but your chains.ALT
[zac] you could totally wait for your lawyerALT
we were just looking at this window of 2:00 to 3:30 todayALT
there was sort of just a loud noise near your apartmentALT
[brennan] I am working here to feed intel to the revolutionALT
you should burn this fuckin' place to the groundALT
but again, keep your mouth shutALT

this but with kim and communist harry

cyclonopedia:

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never let the haters get to you